The chain in the toilet tank snapped off again. I took off the lid of the tank and attempted to reattach it. It wouldn't relink. I called out to Eddie to bring me the pliers. Eddie, bereft of sleep and mid-bread-ordering (more on that coming soon), took a few minutes and then arrived at the bathroom door.
Is this what you need?
Honey? That's a wrench.
Oh. Okay. Then no.
He came back with the pliers soon after.
Moral of the story: Bread makes you loopy.