In the past two weeks, I got two more emails from Toyota.
The first wished me a Happy Birthday. It started, Dear Joseph, Happy Birthday! That's my dad.
The second was about the lease on my Yaris. It began, Dear Joseph, The lease on your 2011 Yaris will be ending in just one month.
Joseph? Still my dad. The Yaris? Is mine. The lease? Began over this past summer.
Now, not only do they have me and my dad confused, they have my car's lease confused with another one.
I did, however, enjoy the birthday email. I simply pretended it was my birthday all over again and ate a cookie.